December 1st, 2011
The System 546: Updated Shakespeare
I tried this, and Siri only found a Monastery. Come on, Siri! Get with it!
I also considered:
- Googling the nearby kingdom for nearest horses
- Photoshopping out damned spots!
- Google: “thesaurus: rose”
- To put my computer to sleep, perchance to dream
- “@sampson: Hey @abraham! #bitemythumb”
Any other jokes in there I missed? Post them here, or on Twitter under #updatedshakespeare. I’m watching!
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December 1st, 2011 at 1:47 pm
Friends, twitterers, blogroll, lend me your ears.
Methinks the lady doth tweet too much.
There are more things in 4chan and reddit, Horatio.
December 1st, 2011 at 1:48 pm
Save to calendar: March 15
December 1st, 2011 at 1:50 pm
ZING
December 1st, 2011 at 1:50 pm
Google: The cost of a dead rat
December 1st, 2011 at 2:10 pm
all that glistens is not lens flare
December 1st, 2011 at 2:21 pm
You've been invited to a facebook event: "When We Three Shall Meet Again"
December 1st, 2011 at 10:47 pm
If music be the food of love, play on;
Give me excess of it, that, surfeiting,
The appetite may sicken, and so die.
My take: "If music is the food of love, keep at it, give me lots of it so my cholesterol may soar, my arteries harden and I need a quadruple bypass." Or, 'just take me shopping'.
Found this and thought it might be of interest:
"Get Thee to a Nunnery" Seems back in the day, "Nunnery" had two different meanings: brothel or convent. Now, I assume most of your teachers went by the definition, 'convent', but wouldn't the play been a lot more interesting to read if it 'nunnery' had been defined as 'brothel'?
December 2nd, 2011 at 10:20 am
I think these would make outstanding tee shirts. This is a really great thread.
December 2nd, 2011 at 12:41 pm
&2, Brute?
and 
and be a villain
One may
December 2nd, 2011 at 5:06 pm
It would.
December 3rd, 2011 at 11:02 am
highly interesting i would say Rossmom, but too bad converting "Nunnery" as "Brothel" in high school literature or literature play was kinda prohibited in my country, even though there's illegal brothel (or called red light district) circulating all around the corner…
& lol greg yer 4channer??
December 3rd, 2011 at 7:19 pm
Life sucks. Should I kill myself? I could stand up for myself, but that's so hard. What if I die to end my suffering and heartbreak? I wish everything would just go away.
Where will I go then? Maybe there's a new life.
I'm tired of this. Nobody gets me — not my parents, or my girlfriend, or the police. It's not fair.
The only thing keeping me from suicide is the fear of death. I'm so confused. What if it's worse?
No one will miss me. They'll just remember all the bad things I did.
December 4th, 2011 at 3:57 am
^Livejournal
December 5th, 2011 at 10:13 pm
[...] got to go to the page this came from to see the ideas he rejected. I like the first [...]
December 8th, 2011 at 12:15 am
I can't think of a funny comment because of just how correct and sad this is.
December 12th, 2011 at 3:07 am
Netbooks…
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February 9th, 2012 at 8:11 pm
I could bound myself in a cubicle and count myself a king of infinite cyberspace
February 21st, 2012 at 9:44 pm
But soft! What light through yonder Windows(tm) breaks?
April 27th, 2012 at 5:05 am
Actually, we studied Hamlet last year for literature, and played off that for a lot of the analysis – it essentially gives the previous words the same meaning, but changes his intent and character completely. Very interesting!