February 14th, 2011
The System 468: Relationshop CS5
A sad comic to make you happy. But for those of you actually “celebrating”, have some nerdy Valentine’s Day cards below! HEY SYSTEMICS! Want to wish me a happy Valentine’s Day? Put some more nerdy V-Day lines in the comments.
If you’re looking for any last-minute gifts, head on over to the HilariAwesome.com store! Here’s a shirt from over there that has love, coming together, and awesomeness:
February 14th, 2011 at 12:59 pm
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February 14th, 2011 at 1:12 pm
I wish I had an Eyedropper to capture the color of your eyes.
I like my fonts sans-serif, and you sans-pants.
Last night I Photoshopped you into my heart.
February 14th, 2011 at 3:09 pm
I mind can not handle all the classyness.
February 14th, 2011 at 5:40 pm
I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
Want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency?
I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
Baby I’ll treat you like my homework — I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
February 14th, 2011 at 5:53 pm
Those are all ooooold.
February 14th, 2011 at 11:35 pm
I found these and although they aren't in the nerd category, they seem appropriate for those who think V'Day is primarily designed for card companies to make money. I would like to say that those lines that mention women, girlfriends, etc. could easily be changed to men, boyfriends, etc.
If it weren’t for you I’d be a different person, maybe even happy.
If your phone doesn’t ring, it’s me.
I’m so miserable without you, it’s almost as if you’re here.
You had me at HELL no!
Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable, like a coma.
I feel much better now that I’ve given up hope.
I haven’t spoken to my girlfriend in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
My girlfriend has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who’ll give you love, affection and comfort? Me neither.