The System 444: Types of Coffee Drinkers
December 4th, 2010

The System 444: Types of Coffee Drinkers

COFFEE DRINKERS! Which one are you?

Btw, it’s my birthday! If you want to help me celebrate, I suggest buying something in the HilariAwesome.com store. If you like this comic, then maybe the “My Body Is Just a Filter” shirt would strike your fancy…

Also, if you like coffee, there’s this:

^ 12 Comments...

  1. angelichapa

    Most mornings, I'm on the border of 2 and 3. Many afternoons, I'm between 1 and 2. Ahh, long hours at sometimes-boring jobs.

  2. hsmagnet

    2+ pots /day……do not enter the trample zone while coffee is being administered

  3. Rossmom

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! (For some reason, I think I remember that.)

    Coffee: I fall in between–depends on the day, how annoyed I am (and at whom). However, when I want it, I WANT IT!!!!

    Of course being Rossmom I am very selective (translates to "picky". And, Rosscott remember only I can say that). So, it's got to be a Starbucks Frapp (or Frap, if you prefer), even if it's -2 out. (I've never said I'm normal. And, no Rosscott, don't think of saying that either.)

    Let's consider some of the effects of caffeine:
    On the Plus side: It can induce a temporary feeling of alertness and, in the short term, banish drowsiness and feelings of fatigue. (This can be a good thing if you were suppose to get a project done by 1 it's 12:25 and you haven't started it yet.)

    On the other hand: It can cause `Caffeine nerves' (a jittery feeling with shaking hands, palpitations, and wobbliness in the legs) not to mention nervousness, irritability, agitation, headaches or ringing in the ears.

    Just remember: No matter if you want, need or 'must have' coffee, make sure you add chocolate syrup to it. (No, even I don't add it to the Frapp/Frap, just coffee.)

  4. Matthew

    Happy Birthday Rosscott!
    You need cake or something. SOMEONE GET THE CAKE. Coffee cake. mmmm

  5. greeneyedgirl

    Happy birthday =D

    I hate coffee…but love you…

  6. dernjg

    Happy birthday good sir.

  7. chris

    I don’t drink coffee.

    I could never stand the taste.

    What category do I come under.

  8. rosscott

    "Non-coffee drinkers"

  9. akaKathyJ

    Happy Birthday Ross!

    As for coffee I'm between 1 and 2 most days, too much and I get the "caffeine nerves" that Rossmom mentioned, except mine are that my brain is moving too fast for itself.

  10. Dan

    This could be some new swag for HilariAwesome.

    Just sayin'.

  11. Bestie Guestie

    So, if the last post were an icon, wouldn't it really be "Hindu Coffee Deity Ahead/Zone"?

  12. Bestie Guestie

    I meant the last FRAME. Of the comic. Sigh.

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