The System 411: F%*king Batman
If the Clock King can count as a villain, why not the Grammar Nazi? And for that matter, this isn’t far off from every criminal calling him “The G-ddamn Batman”.
This comic actually has an interesting background. I was making pins for a con and asked Kev of Caf-Fiends (who just got engaged to his awesome cohort in comics, Blondie) what I should put on pins. “F%*king Batman” he replied. I made the pins and they’ve been great sellers, and have led to some interesting conversations on Batman’s love life and the ambiguous grammar of the phrase.
Btw before anyone asks, not sure I can put that on a shirt even if I wanted to. I mean, it’s Batman. I don’t own Batman. But I will sell you prints of this comic and shirts galore from my online store, HilariAwesome.com.
August 27th, 2010 at 6:42 pm
the campy '60s TV Batman
August 27th, 2010 at 8:50 pm
can i just get a sticker of that little circle next to the comic?
i want to put it over the dell emblem on my laptop!!
such a better use of space
August 28th, 2010 at 4:18 am
so according to the grammer nazi the options are:
a)being the dark knight
b)being robin
for the love of god i hope its a XD
August 28th, 2010 at 12:51 pm
About time we had someone to oversee grammar!
btw,the word "reiterate" is redundant. Definition of "iterate": to say or do again or again and again. Which means if you reiterate, you are re-re doing again and again and again and again… (I'm sure you get the idea from that).
Anyone out there know how to diagram a sentence?
August 28th, 2010 at 9:15 pm
Yes. 7 grade English class taught me so much useful information.
August 29th, 2010 at 12:14 pm
Glad to hear it!
I never understood why either. But, as is my responsibility, I found the reason:
Sentences an be very complex, and can contain many different parts of speech which implicate many different grammatical rules. Even the simplest of sentences must have a subject and a verb, and grammatical rules dictate how the subject and verb interact. Diagramming sentences can help you to make sure each piece of your sentence is grammatically correct, and can give you a deeper understanding of the English language.
August 29th, 2010 at 4:15 pm
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August 30th, 2010 at 9:16 am
So is Bats any good in bed?
August 30th, 2010 at 2:32 pm
The Grammar Nazi is a small fry, his boss, the Grammar Fuhrer, is far more dangerous and relentless!
September 9th, 2010 at 3:45 am
yay
October 24th, 2010 at 4:32 am
Grammar Nazi is Awesome.
November 4th, 2010 at 5:52 am
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January 5th, 2011 at 2:00 am
Since it’s “The Batman” the options are either “I’m fucking Batman” or “I’m the fucking Batman”…so he is probably having bat relations with the Batman.
September 12th, 2011 at 4:48 am
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February 25th, 2012 at 8:56 am
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