August 26th, 2010
The System 410: Juice Drink
“I’m so serious I’m using abbreviations” needs to get used more often. Also, I hate the phrase “in this economy” so g-ddamn much. So much so, I’ve made a drinking game out of it! If you ever hear anyone use the phrase, you shout out “DRINK!” and take a drink. Of anything. Anything at all. Why do you shout? So people know you’re making fun of them, of course.
Remember that Venn Diagram shirt? It’s only staying this cheap for another couple days. Shirts or GTFO! See what I did there? I knew you would, you guys are smart cookies.
More comicky goodness on Friday, all. As always, thanks for coming by the site and sharing some of your boring day with my website.
August 26th, 2010 at 11:26 pm
The drink just needs a better name. Like "Awesome Tropical Fruit Punch in the Face"
August 27th, 2010 at 12:16 am
I think there are missing two asterisks behind the first footnote…
August 27th, 2010 at 1:15 am
"In this economy" roughly translates as "you're all frightened children, and I'm doing my best to figure out a way to exploit the current situation."
In Ye Olde Freelance, it means "You're about to get Effed. In the A. With my business penis."
August 29th, 2010 at 1:24 am
Shirts for the '87% Unreal Awesomeness' and the 'I'm so Serious I'm Using Abbreviations' phrases would be omgreat.
September 22nd, 2010 at 12:45 am
An example of how hard keeping with the times is…in more than one sense.