April 7th, 2010
The System 356: The Modern Mobile Miracle
Systemics! I think this is due to be seen by many others. Spread this across the net! I think Reddit is hungry…
Systemics! I think this is due to be seen by many others. Spread this across the net! I think Reddit is hungry…
April 7th, 2010 at 9:50 pm
LOL, good one. The mysteries involving the cell phone battery rate up with with the miracles of Christ.
April 7th, 2010 at 9:57 pm
Maybe next he'll turn water into extra minutes!
April 7th, 2010 at 10:16 pm
While the cell phone (or mobile phone as we Englishians call it) could blow the Agnostic theorem out of the water with proof of the Divine in our very palms , one apathetic agnostic still wonders..
Does The Great Service Provider care?
April 7th, 2010 at 10:32 pm
Bet the battery–at even low power–lasted at least 8 days. (And no doubt it was a nice phone–that part has to be said w/the right inflection).
April 7th, 2010 at 11:18 pm
"….And verily his phone did ring, and in that moment, the power of the tone and vibration did cause the illusion to be unduly shattered, and thus the dream was no more. The miracle left only in the memories of those who had been there to pass on, unto the 4th generation….."
April 8th, 2010 at 12:58 am
Actually, the Jews have centered a new holiday around this event, but its spelling is to be determined by commitee predicted within the next several months.
The Mythbusters are rumored to have offered up to forty thousand dollars for this phone.
April 8th, 2010 at 1:16 pm
This one sounds like there should be more of a Miracle of Hannukah correllation going on here…
April 8th, 2010 at 1:24 pm
i shall worship the phone as no deity has been worshiped before.
April 9th, 2010 at 2:04 am
my phone does that
April 9th, 2010 at 4:33 am
these comics are fucking lame
April 9th, 2010 at 4:33 am
these comics are fucking lame
April 9th, 2010 at 9:37 am
you mean the proof of divine in our very psalms?
hehehe
April 14th, 2010 at 11:42 am
You sir, are incorrect.
February 14th, 2011 at 3:03 pm
My phone does that every week. You people with your 3G internet camera MP3 Skynet phones…