February 2nd, 2010
The System 333: Full Gadget Ratio
UPDATE-UPDATE: I know what you’re thinking. The equation is crap! Here’s how you can help me fix it!
Everything you need to know to calculate the true size of the gadgets you carry. There are way more factors than you may have considered. I invite you to calculate yours, and post in the comments. Use standard metric system for all measurements. As for Planck’s Apple Constant (based on his original work on Planck’s Constant), everyone knows that’s a physical constant used to describe the size of the smallest iPod available used in the pricing of running arm bands and quantum mechanics.
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February 2nd, 2010 at 2:52 pm
Ha, awesome.
Though, I might add a term F to the top of the equation, where F = Number of weeks since the last full backup of the Gadget. This term should probably be squared for geeks and cubed for obsessive programmers (ahem, not that I’d know).
Good work, though. My MacBook Pro FGR is greater than my kindle’s disproportionate to their true difference in size (particularly with (3 weeks)^3 in there!)
February 2nd, 2010 at 5:31 pm
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February 2nd, 2010 at 6:57 pm
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February 2nd, 2010 at 7:50 pm
Truly the best you've done in a while. Rossmom would be- IS, is proud. *sniff*
February 2nd, 2010 at 7:59 pm
Should it not be FGR = ((S*(T+A) *plus* B)…
February 2nd, 2010 at 10:13 pm
Is anyone else reading that as "stab wound"?
February 3rd, 2010 at 12:28 am
what units of meaurment do you use to substitute variables A B & W?
February 3rd, 2010 at 2:02 am
Geek factor = Cool factor / FGR
This is why true geeks always carry backpacks. Messenger bags geeks are just pretenders, or fixie geeks
February 3rd, 2010 at 3:25 am
Dividing by W seems to imply that the more you worry about carrying a gadget around, the smaller it gets. I would expect the reverse to be true, since pricier gadgets 'weigh' more on your mind.
Also constants like h are typically multiplied, as in E=hv.
February 3rd, 2010 at 11:40 am
"Also constants like h are typically multiplied, as in E=hv."
Actually, constants are also commonly used to provide a non-zero intercept point, a minimum base level, within an equation. It's really not a mathematical truth to suggest that it's more common for constant values to be used as multipliers than additive (positive or negative) modifiers.
Planck's constant, now that IS usually seen as a multiplier within the appropriate equations, but since the FGR is based on Plank's Apple Constant, rather than the more traditionally well known alternative, that's irrelevant
As for the impact of Worry (W) on the FGR, I think you're right - increased worry should make a gadget "bigger" in that you notice it more, it has to be kept more obvious (to you) so you can keep track of it. Unless of course the worry factor is smaller the more you worry about it (trending towards zero for infinite worry). This would have the desired effect on the FGR.
February 3rd, 2010 at 3:41 pm
Depending on what FGR really means, it could be:
If bigger is worse:
[(S*T+B+A)*(N+1)*W*h]/(U*H)
or, if size of unit is cool, but everything else detracts:
[(S*T-B-A)*h]/[(N+1)*W*U*H]
You have to add 1 to N to prevent division by zero when the unit is new.
February 3rd, 2010 at 8:36 pm
Yes, Rossmom is indeed proud, but not at all surprised!
I agree w/the calculation (Yes, i can follow these things. I do understand such beautiful equations.)
I have a prime factor for this equation which is my basic criteria in looking at any new gadget–how much does the thing weigh. Second to that is the size. I use those in my calculation for determining if it is really worth the price.
I don't agree that "pricier gadgets weigh more on your mind". It isn't the price that would concern as much as the "if I lose the thing, how will I recover all that data–you know, the telephone #s of the good-looking people you want to ask out. (Do you people still ask someone "out" anymore. Or better yet, if you are the askor, do you automatically cough up all the $ spent?)
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February 7th, 2010 at 1:01 pm
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February 7th, 2010 at 7:13 pm
IMO, the smallest it is, the more I worry about it. for examle: if it is as small as a button, there would be much greater chance to loose it.
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