March 7th, 2009
The System 167
This is totally avoiding the subject of the metric shit-ton. English vs. metric shit-tons do vary.
Also, this comic should have gone up yesterday. Sorry for the delay.
This is totally avoiding the subject of the metric shit-ton. English vs. metric shit-tons do vary.
Also, this comic should have gone up yesterday. Sorry for the delay.
March 7th, 2009 at 11:49 pm
The relative tonnage of a shit-load depends age, but is roughly the same as an english shit-ton. A metric shit-ton is, of course, roughly 10% more than an English shit-ton.
March 8th, 2009 at 12:33 am
I can understand why it would take a fair bit of time.
You have to account for all the other amounts; a "milli-shit", a "kilo-shit", (computer joke; "kilo-shite"), a mega-shit, tera-shit, micro-shit AND nano-shit.
Lets not even start on the conversion rates to "crap-load" or "turd-bunch"
hee hee hee, laughing at myself for thinking "is it 8 shits to a shite, or the other way around?"
March 8th, 2009 at 3:50 am
I think the amount of coffee one has is related to the brand, not the amount. So, a shit-ton of Starbucks would be less than a shit-ton of Dunkin Donuts which is a larger amount for less money. This is regardless of the American or English units of measurements.
March 8th, 2009 at 3:18 pm
but is a shit-load more then a butt-load? Or the is a butt-load more then a shit-load? After all you get shit from a butt…
March 8th, 2009 at 5:53 pm
interesting. hmmm…
March 9th, 2009 at 1:37 am
love it.
i've also need clarification on the exact measure in "it hurts like a bitch". thanks.
March 9th, 2009 at 2:30 am
I'll see what I can do.
March 9th, 2009 at 2:30 am
I'll see what I can do.
March 9th, 2009 at 10:05 pm
Don't forget the metric fuck-ton which is stored in the French Institute of Fat Prostitutes
March 9th, 2009 at 11:30 pm
Okay that's hilarious.
Sent from my mail account.
March 17th, 2009 at 7:45 pm
John Lamb, you totally stole my reply.
Though its origin makes sense, being a french institute, as my Canadian friend first introduced me to the metric fuck-ton(ne). *nodnod*
June 10th, 2009 at 6:33 pm
don't forget to calibrate with an internationally recognized reference at a standard temperature & humidity, maybe angel poop ?
June 11th, 2009 at 12:45 am
I just stumbled this… This is quite possibly the best thing I've seen ever. XD
June 11th, 2009 at 2:17 am
Thanks! I was trying for \”best thing ever\”.
June 29th, 2009 at 1:41 pm
I have an experiment they could use to find out. Get a dump truck and fill it with shit. In the end, if all the shit they used to fill the dump truck weighs more than a ton, it shows that a shit-load is in fact, more shit than a shit-ton. If it doesn't, the shit-ton is more.
June 29th, 2009 at 2:05 pm
I'm putting you in charge. Want to be The System's intern?
August 17th, 2009 at 12:58 am
I have always heard you could ISO certify a parachute made of concrete. Could you ISO certify a parachute made of sheet?
February 3rd, 2010 at 3:45 am
A shit-load and a butt load are the same.Their only diffrence is a geographical one. They are both slangs used to communicate the same amount but from diffrent parts of the contry. One is an East- Cost word and the other is from the West-Cost.