When would you use this?

Graphic designers often have to use stock photos, much to their chegrin.  Today, I came across this gem of a stock photo.  You tell me:  WHEN WOULD YOU USE THIS?  What project and / or place would possibly be the right time to use this image?  I asked this on Twitter and already got some good replies, but I want YOUR take.  The best one will get my gratitude and some hearty chuckles.

Current Twitter forerunners:

  • Time Magazine’s Robert T. Balder: “When you’re horny, and she’s pithed.”
  • Systemic / Amazing Photographer Mooney: “To illustrate the romantic tale of the woman on a safari, and her australian guide, who seranades her at night via trumpet.”
  • Pierski:  “Husband giving you not so subtle hints that he wants a blow?”

Go nuts.  Btw, if you want to see where it came from (or want to buy it) please check this out.

^ 14 Comments...

  1. BS1

    a) designing something for an alarm clock manufacturer/reseller
    b) Army add campaign, instead of the light-bulb going off, it is the trumpeter that signifies the idea to join the Army.

  2. rosscott

    with the sunglasses and the hat? and the pith helmet?

  3. Mister_Wolf

    Article: Woman's pithy remarks bring wake up call.

  4. BS1

    um, the panamanian army. ya, that's what I meant (did I mention I am not in graphic design? just playing along here)

  5. rosscott

    Haha, cool. I know plenty of designers who shouldn't be in design, so as far as I'm concerned you have as much qualifications as anyone.

  6. Warren T

    How does a visually impaired husband ask his mentally challenged and hearing impaired wife for a divorce?

  7. Noah

    What I want to know is: what on Earth were you searching for that pulled that up?!?

  8. rosscott

    Good question! I needed a picture of a woman isolated from a background for an animation I was doing. I found one, and then clicked on “other images like this”. Imagine my surprise when this showed up…

    Ross

  9. ksteinhoff

    I get the same feeling when I see someone wearing a particularly ugly pair of pants (think golf). It's not so much that the individual would buy them, it was that someone, somewhere, would go to the trouble to MAKE them.

  10. rosscott

    Haha, YES. People will buy anything, but MAKING it? Really?

  11. Sean Kleefeld

    I would use it for any project that I wanted to get fired from.

  12. rosscott

    ZING!

  13. Lindsay

    Two words: Montessori School.

    Pay lots of money to have your kids do whatever the frick they want and call it learning.

  14. maroon batting helmet

    A buenas horas, mangas verdes ahora que están hasta el cuello se acuerdan del código -ético!!!!!!!!!

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