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Quote by PATTON+STATHAM 4EVA at Blast-O-Rama

January 5th, 2009

Jason Statham has never been in a great movie. He’s also never been in a boring one. Statham’s imdb.com profile, collectively, is a promise to you, the weary filmgoer. It’s a promise that says, “I promise that you will not FOR ONE SECOND be bored during one of my movies. You won’t learn shit about the human condition, or feel a collective connection with the brotherhood of man. But if you give me $10, I will f*** an explosion while a Slayer song plays”.

Thanks Marty, for posting a great article.  Go read it.  PATTON+STATHAM 4EVA at Blast-O-Rama

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  1. Rob
    January 6th, 2009 at 5:06 am

    Wow, that comic is freakishly similar to another one named A Softer World (http://www.asofterworld.com)but it's not by the same people. I don't know which started first but uuh, rip off? =-O

  2. Rob
    January 6th, 2009 at 5:08 am

    Oh by the way the comic I was referring to was actually an ad for slantwords. I didn't realize it was an ad until after I posted >_<

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