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Thanks to Systemic Yuriko Kinje for sending this my way.  BRAAAINS!.jpeg (JPEG Image, 515×473 pixels)

Jason Statham has never been in a great movie. He’s also never been in a boring one. Statham’s imdb.com profile, collectively, is a promise to you, the weary filmgoer. It’s a promise that says, “I promise that you will not FOR ONE SECOND be bored during one of my movies. You won’t learn shit about the human condition, or feel a collective connection with the brotherhood of man. But if you give me $10, I will f*** an explosion while a Slayer song plays”.

Thanks Marty, for posting a great article.  Go read it.  PATTON+STATHAM 4EVA at Blast-O-Rama