The System 113
December 18th, 2008

The System 113


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  1. Wizard

    There are few things in life more satisfying than delivering a really good mindscrew.

  2. Shawn Handyside

    Heh, I like that one.

  3. rossmom

    I haven't used profanity. I've tried erudite questions like: How could you not see me, or how could you not have heard my horn. Well, those obviously haven't gotten anywhere, so I will try the insanity. Won't be hard for me at all.

  4. Brenna

    Aw you did so well today! YAY :)

  5. Meg

    I found your comic yesterday and proceeded to read every one. Awesome in so many ways.

  6. ksteinhoff

    My boss hated IVR systems. You know, the ones that won't even let you pretend you don't have a Touchtone phone. He said that screaming, "Dwarfs are attacking, dwarfs are attacking," tended to get you to a live agent faster than saying "help" or "agent" or "operator."

    Speaking of Touchtone, back in the early 90s, we used IVR equipment to do some surveys. One of the most common complaints was that we were biased against conservatives because Touchtone service cost an extra buck a month and only dam-fool liberals would pay that.

    As part of that project, I was watching the console and noticed a lot of errors coming from one port, so I dialed into it to see if maybe the prompts were misfiring. The system used unfortunate wording if the person didn't enter their choices from the keypad. It would say, "I didn't hear your response."

    The elderly gentlemen at the other end of the line was screaming at the top of his voice, "What do you MEAN you can't hear my response. I'm yelling as loud as I can."

    Some votes just didn't deserve to be counted.

  7. TheMarquis

    I will now use this every day of my life from now on.

  8. rossmom

    I especially enjoy the fact that you didn't actually use profanity!

    Thanks.

  9. terminhell

    i think purple is to easy of a color. If they yelled back BLUE AND RED! i think the rest of YOUR day would be ruined. Maybe something on lines of #44183F

  10. CreativeTide

    "figure out purple" sounds so familiar… is that *from* something?? Why is it itching the "remembery" part of my brain?!?

  11. mogget

    good advice!! xD

  12. redmaryjane

    Did you (or someone you know) actually try that?

  13. rosscott

    OH yeah. Very effective.

  14. Joe

    I think "figure out pink" would be truly puzzling.
    http://www.null-hypothesis.co.uk/science/strange-...

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