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Band Bio
WONDER-STEVE is the lead singer, lead guitarist, and principal songwriter of the Rockets, which he originally formed five years ago with his longtime friend Phazor. Blessed with powers beyond the meager capabilities of written language to properly report, too amazing even to name, Wonder-Steve is the undisputed leader of the team.

THE BEDAZZLER, better known to friends and fans as 'Dazz, is the kinetic keyboardist of the team, handling both pianos and pyrotechnics with ease. 'Dazz can form mentally generated "flash-bombs" in the palms of his hands, which he then uses to liven up a slow set or blow an evildoer to pieces. 'Dazz was voted Rolling Stone's "sassiest superhero musician" of 1996.

Stoic, silent, the rock upon which the rest of the rocking occurs, OMERTA is the Rockets psionic bassist. And while he displays some of the most awe-inspiring telekinesis ever in the history of anything, he still insists on playing bass with his fingers. How hardcore is that?

PHAZOR plays rhythm guitar. He can shoot flames and fly and some other stuff. He cries alot during movies and "really touching" commercials.

DRUMMER: The band is currently between drummers. Drummers who would like to audition for The Rockets should be sure to read their ad in the Tokyo Daily Super Fun Star and contact them either directly or through this website at this address.
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